phlynn:

put my dick between your teeth

dont suck it

its a metaphor

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 07:24pm with 8,809 notes

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Wtf

Wtf

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 10:09am with 2,159 notes

fuck-yeah-obeysupreme:

a woman letting you see her naked is her trusting you to the fucking core. don’t take it for granted. something like that may be minor to you but to her. its everything..

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 08:16am with 96,502 notes

wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

image

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 06:50am with 35,644 notes
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Monday Apr 4 @ 11:30pm with 311,930 notes

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

Monday Apr 4 @ 11:26pm with 627,650 notes

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

Monday Apr 4 @ 01:09pm with 244,627 notes
thatsonofamitch:

carlochian:

This worries me like what else am I supposed to do with them

fuck them. fuck the pringles. put your dick in the tube

thatsonofamitch:

carlochian:

This worries me like what else am I supposed to do with them

fuck them. fuck the pringles. put your dick in the tube

Monday Apr 4 @ 01:08pm with 95,382 notes
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sirl33te:

I…really hate yall..

sirl33te:

I…really hate yall..

Monday Apr 4 @ 12:28pm with 4,620 notes
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